he is a jack of all trades (so he tries to portray) looks to me like JACKASS though. he is one of those people who has to comment upon everything that goes around them and make an attempt to convince others that he can solve them. of course he wouldn't bother to solve them but just feign doing so. the grandiose fucker that he is, he seems to take interest in everybody's PROBLEMS. it is very often a CHALLENGE for him, to make people get over their inhibitions, fears and phobias......ahem.
that is why we named him CHALLENGER you see, thats not a brand of cheap whiskey. he is part of every committee in ofc, takes the front stage in every discussion- be it about the traffic situation in VIP, trekking, Lakme India Fashion Week, or the nearby chatwalla.... he knows it all. when he sleeps on his seat in ofc and gets up with a jerk just as his head is about to touch his chest, he starts, opens his eyes and again makes a face like our ex PM Devgowda who used to sleep and think.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
dress them up
when I have a school of my own I'll introduce a new subject- SARTORIAL SENSE SCIENCE (SSS)
I mean if you look at the alarming rate in which people are losing any dressing sense whatsoever...yaks....Fat SIREE's red LS tops from Gariahat, Kalindi's check tops paired with the snuff colored ill fitting trousers and her cambice pumps and of course there is the beautiful woman with the mole. Synthetic salwar suits, pairing up pinks with yellows and greens and so on.
They have enuf money to buy better stuff and nor do they mind spending but it is their innate bad taste that unleashes such visual catastrophes before our eyes.
I mean if you look at the alarming rate in which people are losing any dressing sense whatsoever...yaks....Fat SIREE's red LS tops from Gariahat, Kalindi's check tops paired with the snuff colored ill fitting trousers and her cambice pumps and of course there is the beautiful woman with the mole. Synthetic salwar suits, pairing up pinks with yellows and greens and so on.
They have enuf money to buy better stuff and nor do they mind spending but it is their innate bad taste that unleashes such visual catastrophes before our eyes.
My apologies for having forgot to mention Lichu. Her new haircut, hairy arms and chandelier earrings demand special mention. And then there is Ch***i with her floral prints and earrings....mind u these are the earrings that had induced the love of bad earrings in Lichu...that way Ch***i is quite a trendsetter. She also inspired someone else to get the right side of her nose pierced to wear an uncouth huge gold nosering.
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